bad water pressure

New scene.
Jerry's apartment. Kramer walks in, his trademark 'high hair' is flat.
Kramer: Jerry? Jerry!
Jerry walks in from the back room, his hair is also flat.
Kramer: Wha, you too?
Jerry: Yeah!
Kramer: These showers are horrible. There's no pressure, I can't get the
shampoo out of my hair.
Jerry: Me either.
Kramer: If I don't have a good shower I am not myself. I feel weak and
ineffectual. I'm not Kramer.
Jerry: You? What about me? I got the Tonight Show tonight. I'm gonna have to
shower in the dressing room.
Kramer (leaving): Aw.
Jerry: Where are you going?
Kramer: I gotta find another shower.

New scene.

Hallway outside Newman's apartment. Kramer knocks on Newman's door. Newman
answers, with flat hair.
Kramer: They got you too?
Newman: This stuff is awful! I'm not Newman!
Kramer backs away then runs down the hall.

New scene.

Elaine's office, Kramer rushes in.
Kramer: Oh, Elaine. Yeah.
Elaine: Kramer, you look terrible.
Kramer: Look, I need the keys to your apartment, I gotta take a shower.
Elaine: What's wrong with your shower?
Kramer: There's no water pressure.
Elaine: Why don't you just go see Jerry?
Just as Kramer is about to answer, Mr. Peterman walks past Elaine's open office
door and pauses.
Kramer: Jerry's got nothing. Newman's got nothing. You're the only one I know
who's got the good stuff, and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugs
crawling up my skin. Now you gotta help me out.